This is wrong on so many levels. First, likening people of color to monkeys is incredibly offensive. Second, stereotyping all monkeys as athletes is just plain incorrect. I don't think anyone could have anticipated this when MVP came out.

Where's Al Sharpton when you need him? Forgot, he can't shakedown a corporation on this one. Nevermind.

Dairy Queen's power in Canada has been greatly limited by the Constitution of 1982.

yes we like sports

And here I thought the only rankings on which America was behind the Ivory Coast were "Access to low-cost health care/witch doctors" and "% of Population Named 'Didier'".

"O-VER-RA-TED! [Clap, clap, clapclapclap] O-VER-RA-TED! [Clap, clap, clapclapclap]"

15. Switzerland

Devils: [taken over by hockey league]

Can someone tell me what channel or feed or whatever this was pulled from? All I want out of life is to watch a game on TV with no announcing and just the sounds of the actual game — yes, I'd rather hear some random yokel's "Come on, Blue!" routine than some local affiliate dipshit desperately trying for his…

Sun Life Stadium isn't even in Fort Lauderdale. It's not even in the same county.

He was trying to remind Mou that he'll never lick those sweet, sweet nips again.

I don't know that I'd say MU is stacked. They've got gaping holes in midfield, an aging defense, RvP is not the most durable of strikers and no more SAF. I think they're more vulnerable than people realize.

I'm a LFC supporter who likes to think he's realistic, but while I concede that the Reds probably have no top 4 chance without Suarez, I don't think they'll be as poorly off as you make it sound. First, LFC arguably played their best football at the end last year during his ban; Rodgers' tactical style doesn't…

Yeah, no kidding. I kept thinking that too. One of the greats of his generation, on his last legs sure, but he has a season or two left as a top flight quality player.

Agger isn't going anywhere. Skrtel is leaving though. Which is good. Toure is better than Skrtel and even Toure shouldn't be starting.

Suárez's departure would lame Liverpool, which would regress to a squad of supplemental players with no star to play through.

Liverpool could sell Suarez, Gerrard, Agger and Coutinho to rivals and STILL NOT finish below Norwich. You are way wide of the mark here. Suarez isn't that important. He may be special enough to make a good team better. But he isn't special enough to make a good team awful overnight just by departing.

As a Liverpool fan I cannot wait to see that piece of shit out of our club. Your assertion that he is one of the 3 best players in the league is correct but Liverpool won't miss him as much as you say. They still have Sturridge and Coutinho up top with Borini, Sterling and Aspas providing competition for places. And…

does lying liars cancel itself out? so they are actually telling the truth?

Sidney: "I guess he made like a banana and leaved."