You guys must have been sheer hell on the editors at B/R.

Word is that Scott became the team pariah after giving a detailed interview to some guy that runs his own Wyvern blog. Luke even got the dude a pass to the stadium and spoke on the record about teammates while sitting in the team locker room.

This is cute. They should do a remake of Memento, but with a City fan like yourself who has to write notes to himself to remind him what life was like more than 5 years ago. The less-cool Gallagher bro could do the score and Stephen Ireland and Roque Santa Cruz could narrate.

Great shot of Moncton's City Hall, there.

He is just stunned that he's sitting 2 seats away from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

I was wondering why we hadn't had an Arsenal post in a while, Greg.

Hang, on, I thought you were a soccer genius/quarterback on the field.

great explanation but can you all drop the S, it is offside. There is no plural.

You clearly read your Bible, but do you know how it ends?

Dude, it's known fact the elite elite players (Kessel, Crosby, Ovechkin, etc) hover around %11 shooting, otherwise forwards generally clock in at the %8-%9 range. Also, Mirtle is Globe and Mail.

Minor correction, Mirtle writes for the Globe & Mail.

Globe and Mail, not the Star.

For years I thought it was just an unfair and bigoted stereotype, but when I'm confronted with this sort of evidence, even I have to admit it. There's no group of people out there with worse sense of humors than redheads.

On no scale does Coffee Time go toe-to-toe with Timmy's in the GTA. The only time I ever recall a busy Coffee Time was in the late 90s when they were the last coffee shop chain to ban smoking.

Greg, given your success with hyperbole in the past I can only assume these shoes will be widely praised by soccer players, cure cancer and end hunger.

First to arrive at the Pistorius home: Dr. Johan Stipp.

This guy fucking sucks. I can't stand that he gets so much media attention when he essentially does nothing. He misinforms the public so that he can reap the benefits and even when they call him out he knows literally no one can put him in his place. It's comical that he still has his office. Repeat offenders will…

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I'd like to say that these predictions are nothing more than a shot in the dark, but when it comes to Oscars, perhaps a few rounds in the bathroom door is more appropriate term.

Borderline pedophile? You're either a pedophile or not, the term cannot be quantified or qualified, much like mediocre, infinite or supreme. Heck, the same applies for perfect, and it's not like there's a major document on which the U.S. was founded with the sentence We The People of The United States, In Order to…