Actually selling the first aluminum pickup?

Celebrating against a Ligue 2 side would be pretty shitty of him to do.

This guy is truly an example of no matter how life kicks you when you're down if you keep trucking along you'll eventually defy all probable odds. Arsenio, congrats on tricking a network to give you another show.

Usually people who talk about eating pussy are wearing Phoenix Mercury jerseys.

What you see as bad help defense I see as passionate support for 'Stand Your Ground'.

JJ Redick and B.J. Mullens were awkwardily high-fiving each other after Barnes' tweet.

Again. No one claimed that the kids weren't in the wrong.

True, but there is a real, legitimate concern thta he may have used funds from HelpMeSave300.com to pay off his debts. Especially when he is soliciting donations for various charitable causes, which IMHO is more morally repugnant than attending a party.

Not sure if I follow you correctly. But your analogy should be: Your car has been repossessed by the bank, it's sitting in the impound lot windows open filled with rain water, then some kids steal it and joyride. The kids ARE responsible BUT you are NOT the victim, the bank is. And fuck the bank. Now please go away…

Whether or not his story makes sense has no bearing on the culpability of the kids.

Big John Moffitt

That's odd.
Guys named Hernandez usually don't miss what they're shooting at.

You can never trust a grown man with a little boy's name. Everyone knows that.

So NFL players can go out and drink and drive all they want, play the next week, but if they smoke a little weed in their home they can't play in the NFL. Seriously society, what the hell is wrong with you? How many studies need to come forward that Marijuana is less destructive than alcohol, by a significant margin,…

Even for the quotes that are right, it's still pretty despicable that football teams (I'm sure the Browns aren't the only one) use quotes by people that were probably said in the context of fighting slavery or apartheid and not worried about defending Terrell Suggs on 3rd-and-long.

...really makes me wonder if we're actually speaking the same language:

Blooter.

This kinda reminds me of every time I see someone like Tom Arnold, Kathy Griffin, or Danny Bonaduce on television. How do these people keep getting on television? Who the fuck are making these decisions in the first place? And how the fuck did they get in that position if they thought that people wanted to see them?…

Wait, I just saw the last goal, I'll correct myself. The keeper was CLEARLY in on the fix. I've never seen a keeper consciously try to make himself smaller like that. Impressive.