You know how they say ignorance is bliss? I miss the days when I thought that little Kim Richards from Nanny and Witch Mountain had a slew of kids and is off raising them away from the spotlight.

assumed it was just a typo of “celebratory”???

“Ohhhhh they’re compensated...” Jeff says with a wink. “But really, I was trying to figure out a way to make money like our fearless leader Trump. I didn’t want to be a loser. So I thought a good business idea should combine all the things you love. And I love freedom,” he say sweating. “And I love little girls.…

To be fair, nobody asked Carly’s husband if he enjoyed spending time with her.

Since this is the “kiddie debate”, wouldn’t it be wonderful if CNN fucked with them and instead of podiums, had them sit at a rickety card table on mismatched folding chairs, with juiceboxes?

He is the worst for other reasons, but she took off her top and she has breast implants. Come on. Do you really think she was offended? She was prancing around topless. And I say this as someone who is a sex-worker.

Meth is one hell of a drug.

Hi Madonna

Seriously, Madonna, you’re saying the shit my emotionally abusive Yia-Yia would say. (And, for that matter, my equally abusive, manipulative mother, her daughter.)

I don’t think I ever thought of her as homely but she was definitely not as attractive as her sisters. I remember when Kris was trying to push them both as models and it was strikingly clear that Kendall was super tall, pretty, thin — all those modelesque things that Kylie was not. I remember thinking, oh poor girl is…

I think homely was accurate.

Agreed, since we all know Tyga couldn’t afford it.

Tyga is waiting until Valentine’s Day to propose.

Her speaking voice is the aural equivalent of having your finger wrenched through a manual pencil sharpener.

End the world.

Sorry but this shit is messed up, Miley.

Does anyone get it? Is anyone supposed to get it?

Every fiber of my being is revolting against me tight now for having watched this. Dear god jesus christ what have I done oh my god now she’s talking about emojis.

Makes me want a baby shower.

This is horrifying.