It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

the ultimate log off

And loved his abuela.

No, he was telling his buddy “hold my watch,” and was trying to slip it off his wrist before he was pulled away. Standard pre-I’m-about-to-start-punching-people maneuver.

Crazy that a guy named Bob would struggle to stay afloat.

Always be clhoesing

Hoes are for closers, motherfucker.

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

Here’s an excerpt from the script:

“It’s a film that will expect its audience to cheer as a woman in hijab asks about her rights and is told, “You ain’t got shit, sweetheart.”

God Hates Flags

I celebrate his entire catalog.

This rand is your rand, this rand is ourand...

Verdum wanted nothing to do with the sales pitch of Tarverdyan’s caravan with busted wheels. Those Glendale gypos steal souls, so I’ve heard, and seen... in that movie Thinner. It wasn’t a very good movie, i guess it was pretty entertaining. Joe Montegna fired a machine gun. The pies in the movie looked pretty gross…

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

I was expecting to see a score of like 8-0 based on the title.

1-0.

Billy Haisley once again starts strong for the Billy Haisley Terrible Soccer Takes Award at the 2017 Deadspin Awards. Congrats!

Claiming that someone is not technically overpriced because you aren’t sure what “value is” (or that it is a thing) and therefore “price doesn’t matter” is one of the worst arguments I have heard in a long time...