Ok. Take a deep, deep breath. This article is an unbelievable mismatch and misrepresentation of the matter at hand.

Plus, he took dogs in the first place, instead of fucking ponies. See a lot of Inuit ponysled teams? Tragicomically, Scott had actually had used dogs on a prior expedition but had a “problem” in that the men were too unskilled on skis (not a problem Norweggers are going to have) to keep up with the dogs, hence the…

The warm weather probably helped, but Amundsen was meticulous and merciless with his planning – to the point that they killed and ate their dogs along the route when they no longer needed them.

That’s what the terrorists want you to think.

Also: if she weren’t Iranian, nobody would think she was anything other than a white woman. She’s no more “brown” than any Italian or Greek or other Southern European woman. People call out Ashkenazi Jews who say they’re people of color, even though there are plenty of them — including my own father — who are way…

And I bet even then the cave drawings in the waiting cave were 20 years old

And the Rockettes’ red glares....

The director of “Rogue One,” Gareth Edwards, has stepped into a mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked, a morass of pre-instantly overanalyzed implications of such shuddering impact to the series’ fundamentalists, that he lumbers through, seemingly stunned or constrained or cautious to the vanishing point of…

FAIL! I could follow your writing.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

Constance Bennett was not “some starlet”! She was a major star and headliner.

Riiiiight...because hipster douchebags don’t have facebook accounts...

It’s an article about a major tech issue and I’m interested in tech subjects. I don’t smoke, but I often read articles on tobacco-related subjects. I don’t ride motorcycles, but I’ve quite a few times watched videos about bikes and I’ve throughouly enjoyed watching bike stunts and races either live or on video. I’m a…

He was the lead in Beautiful Creatures and he was a damn DELIGHT in that movie. Funny and charming and nothing like the dude lead in YA Lit adaptations normally is.

Are we sure that’s not a tactleneck?