Ok. Take a deep, deep breath. This article is an unbelievable mismatch and misrepresentation of the matter at hand.

That’s what the terrorists want you to think.

Also: if she weren’t Iranian, nobody would think she was anything other than a white woman. She’s no more “brown” than any Italian or Greek or other Southern European woman. People call out Ashkenazi Jews who say they’re people of color, even though there are plenty of them — including my own father — who are way…

And the Rockettes’ red glares....

The director of “Rogue One,” Gareth Edwards, has stepped into a mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked, a morass of pre-instantly overanalyzed implications of such shuddering impact to the series’ fundamentalists, that he lumbers through, seemingly stunned or constrained or cautious to the vanishing point of…

FAIL! I could follow your writing.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

Constance Bennett was not “some starlet”! She was a major star and headliner.

Are we sure that’s not a tactleneck?