Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.
dalilah_the_hun
dalilahthehun
You can’t because no one in their right mind wants to live with a pet who wakes up at 4 in the morning, sits on your chest, yowls, and is glowing on top of all that. It took them thousands of years to convince us to put up with the first three things.
Calories consumed minus calories burned: it’s the simple formula for weight loss or gain. But dieters often find…
Hey, look on the bright side, the Spanish word for “handcuffs” is “esposas”
ah yes but you see if I can't make arbitrary value distinctions between my tastes and yours how am I supposed to sneer at you
A dad joke of the highest quality. If you haven’t yet impregnated a woman, get to it. You’re already dadding at an advanced level.
I hear eating enough Chipotle has guaranteed weight loss benefits.
Do we get more wife-beating scenes set to yakkety sax?