Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

You can’t because no one in their right mind wants to live with a pet who wakes up at 4 in the morning, sits on your chest, yowls, and is glowing on top of all that. It took them thousands of years to convince us to put up with the first three things.

Hey, look on the bright side, the Spanish word for “handcuffs” is “esposas”

Do we get more wife-beating scenes set to yakkety sax?