An affirmation card that says “I want to have kids”

That’s excellent. Honestly if you told me that was done by a 47 year old avant garde marker artist, I would believe you.

Excellent point. We can’t have these brown babies taking over the country!

I KNEW IT

100% agree. Thank you for mentioning.

Uh guys... “Lunchcoma” is the troll. You can tell by the username (“lunchcohma”... there’s not supposed to be an “h” in there). And the regular lunchcoma doesn’t capitalize their name. Just FYI.

Oh. The troll is “Lunchcoma”. Christ, this is stupid.

yeah my lady brain is confused about all of this

I don’t understand why you’re asking all of these silly questions. Maybe you should talk to your husband before posting online. After you make a few beautiful babies.

Yeah? I should have kids? I’m in my mid 30s, unmarried, don’t own a home, and I’m still paying off extensive student loans. You fuckers have made it impossible for this generation to afford anything, and yet you think we should procreate so we can, what, have a new generation of struggling poors?

I certainly did not know this... thank you for writing this out!

Yeah. Because if a homeless woman has Victoria’s Secret sweat pants, the value of the brand will tank, and that’s so much more important than making sure people have clothes to wear.

You have a real talent for this

Someone told me this news at work and I really refused to believe it, thinking that they were trying to mess with me.

He even knows the anchors’ names and has strong opinions about their job qualifications! That’s a lot of dedication to a channel that you don’t bother watching.

This is the same face I made as a 12 year old when I thought I was making a real good zinger to my parents.

I put blush everywhere EXCEPT my eyelids! I’ve learned a new trick!

She’s 36. So, you know, a worthless old hag.

This made me laugh because the only ads I see for SMILF are on Jezebel. I don’t know what I did to get stuck with them.

I do agree with you on this - thank you for articulating what I neglected to say.