Attempting to be introspective. Sorry this annoyed you.

... I’m aware you exist. I don’t understand what I said made you think otherwise.

She’s right.

I knew a guy who was one of her assistants, and he said that she took no shit from anyone. That sounds good.

I’m 100% on board. Let’s set up a Kickstarter.

From my understanding it’s a big fuck you to single people without children that have dependents (e.g. disabled sibling).

So I finally saw True Detective and, as someone who previously thought McConaughey was some romcom bore, uh, I was thoroughly impressed. Maybe he would have been good in Titanic??

In my dreams his daddy’s friends’ company employees would sue their employers if they knowingly hired this rapist. Or something, I don’t know.

I highly doubt that, actually. Roaches are everywhere.

Where is she going? What will she be doing? Please help me stalk Kate Dries.

Interestingly, most Jewish people I know identify as both Jewish and atheist. I dated someone in college like this. He participated in Jewish holiday traditions and was also very outspoken about his disbelief in god and his hatred of religion (though honestly it may just have been hatred of Christianity, I don’t…

I’m a property manager at a building not unlike 30 Rock, so I guess that’s informing my perspective here. I am assuming he hired professionals to do this work for him, and if that’s the case, building management would have to know. Vendors that work in buildings like this have to be insured, they have to be cleared by…

TOM MOTHERFUCKING COTTON?

Not in 30 Rockefeller Plaza. I’m just having a really tough time believing that. The janitorial staff would notice. The building engineers would notice. Even if he did it covertly like you are suggesting, eventually someone who works for the building would have noticed. For me the question is not whether or not anyone…

Not only did it not add anything, it actively took away something. Namely, my enjoyment of the film during that moment.

Yeah this is some dumb shit. If we held everyone to some kind of moral standard we’d all be unemployed? Uh, no. Not me. I don’t physically abuse people.

I agree with you. Fallon is fine. I even like some of the stupid games. Whatever. Colbert’s political jokes fall flat for me more often than not. I want to like his show more than I actually do. And I could take or leave Kimmel. Really, I don’t think any of them are particularly great.

I haven’t forgotten. I watched Conan every night for a solid decade. The way that all went down was extremely shitty, not in the least because Leno is quite possibly the least entertaining talk show host of all time.

Then give the show to Conan

Last Week Tonight is brilliant in no small part because of how it interacts with the outside world. Even shit like buying those wax figures and making a movie “trailer” with one of them that SOMEHOW involved Laura Linney. It’s endlessly entertaining. And when they use their funds to draw attention to causes, it’s even…