So let me preface this by saying that I work in commercial real estate, and residential is another animal entirely.

So let me say this, actually - I work in commercial real estate. This is MUCH different from residential in that usually leases are signed months in advance of the actual move-in date (as often there is related construction work that needs to occur, plus there’s a substantial amount of work to do on the back-end…

I don’t know, I don’t see the contract posted anywhere tbh - I mean I see the screenshot in the video but surely that is not the entirety.

ABUSE. Even though the schedules are posted or otherwise public knowledge. People are unreal sometimes.

EXTREMELY generous. When I lived in Chicago there was no such thing as a lease break provision unless you could reasonably prove that your apartment was uninhabitable, and even then that was a challenge (because for obvious reasons the landlord would fight you every step of the way - I had a friend who wanted out of…

Georgia.

Well this is definitely a fair point, as some leases, purposely or not, do not necessarily follow state/local laws. Example, I’ve worked with leases that spell out terms that are blatantly illegal in this state, but the previous landlord figured no one would notice. So yes, that does exist. And yes, you have a good…

Yes. I have had a preposterous amount of tenants tell me that they didn’t think we would enforce their lease terms and that I personally am an asshole for doing so. I have received an actual death threat for sending a late rent letter to someone on the 20th of the month, when rent is due on the 1st. I’ve lost any…

Fuck these people.

Yes, because more men need to learn the art of insulting women into liking them.

I think she applied. It was a Very Fancy Cathedral Wedding, which she said they liked.

Oh my god yes.

Not sure why people are confused. Just the usual Rihport feat. Rowling.

I don’t think there’s anything to do. Just simply breathe in its existence.

Every time I read the phrase “New World Order”, I can feel some of my brain cells start to melt away.

Easily the best bridal show on television.

I’m not ridiculing the child though. Just the Trump Administration.

This is a very effective way to build relationships at work. Listen to your boss, coworkers, and direct reports - you can gain a lot by basically being able to repeat their feelings back to them or by subtly complimenting them in the way you mentioned. A simpler, seemingly less manipulative way to think about it is…

I’m 33 and haven’t left the country (other than a grade school trip to Montreal). Everyone around me gushes about how important it is to travel and be a worldly person, but I haven’t seen shit. I live in a cramped apartment and can’t fathom how people buy houses. I don’t do jack shit on weekends other than lay in bed…

Oh lordy