Thanks for the recommendation! Do you pay for it? (I suppose I could just go check.)

There’s something painfully embarrassing about a septuagenarian so desperate for validation that he will brag about letters from 9 year olds. I mean, it’s posted on twitter, his press secretary is reading it aloud in public like it’s newsworthy, everyone’s jumping up and down because SEE! PEOPLE DO LIKE TRUMP!!!! WE…

come on, gimme a smile

Ok, so it’s Einstein Bagels then?

wow, this is a great life tip

I made the mistake of signing up for The Skimm once. I think I received it maybe three times before cancelling. I was trying to get a news digest or something, but most days I just don’t have the mental bandwith to read self-important blurbs about rosé and Spanx.

I mean you can’t polish a turd.

Correct. The appropriate response to insults is murder. That makes sense.

The selfishness of some people never ceases to impress me.

This is happening to my dad. He doesn’t have cable, so no Fox news, but he reads Brietbart and Red State and American Thinker and all of those random ass blogs with people spouting pizza gate conspiracies.

Sure

Small miracles?

I don’t even have the right word for how fucking outrageous, embarrassing, and cruel this is.

That’s because, to the Trump Administration, “elite” doesn’t mean wealthy or silver-spoon-fed or celebrity. It means educated.

God it’s so fucking embarrassing that the President of the United States uses the phrase “losers and haters”. It is killing me.

I was all set to unload a dozen misandry gifs in response but I think I accidentally deleted the folder. :(

Yes. Yes it is.

Diplo is a lot of things, but “hot” is not one of them.

I went to college with all of those guys. Every single one of them. One time a guy asked to come over to my dorm room at 1am. I accepted. He put on Kid A and talked at me about the album for its entire duration. Then he left.

Hey sis!