Oh I actually really like Histoires de Parfums. Is that bougie? Damn.

I had a college radio show too! The only people that listened were from the local jail, which was fun.

You’re lucky. I feel like they just make my neck look huge.

Fuck why am I reading this

This is so tragic. I would be inconsolable if I dropped an entire pizza on the train.

He recently showed up in my Kim Kardashian: Hollywood game, and I’ve been wondering who the fuck he is. Thanks for this great reporting.

LOL when I saw them it was on a LAWN. Like a soccer field. It was fun, but also, almost 20 years ago. And I did not have to fly to a private island.

I mean everyone’s situation is different, but yeah, I really wouldn’t. I guess my assumption is that I’m going to have to shell out for medical expenses and such (and already have done so) at a moment’s notice, so I feel really uncomfortable spending that amount of money all at once on... anything. I have student…

In early March, a friend of mine texted me to ask if I wanted to be a talent producer for the Fyre Festival.

I hope you no longer work for that person.

To be honest I would be moderately interested in seeing Josey Fuckwit and the Crap Squad.

I saw them in high school and it was definitely under $30.

Yeah at first glance I was like, Frye? A boot festival? OK...

Thinking further on this, I think the dead giveaway about this whole scammy thing is that it’s called Fyre Fest. I mean, seriously?

That is indeed the answer. I always wonder about this shit too, and I honestly think people who make less than $100k and do things like spend $5k on a weekend festival are a) not saving any of their money for anything and/or b) living on credit cards. And maybe not paying rent.

I wouldn’t say that they deserved it. Just because she has money to burn on festivals doesn’t mean she deserves to be scammed. But yes, certainly, a fool and her money are easily parted.

I feel like a Kardashian / Jenner promotion and no other real details is huge red flag #1.

I just read through that exchange out of curiosity, and I think it broke my brain.

That’s amazing.

Liberals need safe spaces because they are whiny crybabies. Conservatives need safe spaces because... they’re afraid of the whiny crybabies?