Yeah, agreed. I just bought a sweater (https://www.jcrew.com/p/womens_category/sweaters/pullover/tippi-beaded-sweater/G1247) and I wore it one time, for about four hours, folded it back up and put it on a table, and the next time I picked it up huge chunks of those beads had fallen off. I brought it back to the store…

This. My father has said that he thinks liberals are just upset about Russian election tampering because it “exposed HRC for what she really is”. He is an avid consumer of Breitbart news. None of those people give a shit about alleged tampering, and in fact applaud it. That is the truth. All that matters is that…

Bless you.

This still makes no sense to me, but I value your translation skills in these dark times.

He hasn’t read a book since maybe 1981. And that’s a generous guess.

Wait, he’s shocked people have heard of Susan B. Anthony? What? Why? Did he just now learn about her through some sort of “basic history, you dipshit” briefing? This is the man that thinks public education is a total failure, right? What is happening? Help, I’m dying? .????

I don’t even know what to say. I can only bash my head into this wall.

He looks like 1980s era Polly Pocket.

... is that real

I love Gentle Whispers and Whispers Red in particular. For extra hedonism, I recommend using one of those scalp massager things while you watch. Heavenly weirdness.

Yes!!!!! I’m excited, I really think there’s a chance here.

Really though, they couldn’t find a larger desk?

More people need to read this.

The music video for this legitimately creeped me out. I just watched it now to check in, and yep, still scary. Good job, Marilyn.

Same. What a tragic loss.

I’m actually fairly certain this has been their mission statement since inception.

Listen, there’s only so much that editing can do. They’re already overwhelmed from constantly cleaning up the literal shits that fall out of Hannity’s mouth.

In fairness, that’d be pretty cool.

Seriously. I would say this is terribly embarrassing for him, except I’m sure his fans think he somehow bested Koppel in this conversation.

Huh. I didn’t know that about the song. Granted, every time it played on the radio I would turn it off.