LOL WHAT

Yeah... but doesn’t she have to make payments on the Cadillac? That doesn’t seem like a great perk, but that’s just me. I’m glad they’re still your friends.

Being NYC focused is a Gawker Media classic. They’ve been like this from the beginning, and it’s not going to change. Just vote out The Wing. :)

Getting a raise is going to win. The boring shit always wins. I am rooting for Going To Bed Hella Early.

Or put his name in huge gold letters affixed to the planet itself.

The prevalance of these companies (Avon, Mary Kay, Arbonne, plus the new generation of cool multi-level-marketing organizations like LulaRoe) honestly shocks me. For how many years now have we known that they’re all pyramid schemes?

Are there christiany handbags? That’s fun.

Same. I was like, “Oh, she changed her name. Cool.”

30 is incredibly generous. I vote 5 at most m

Okay, but you probably will understand life better after you have children.

This is an odd selection of celebrities that you feel should not be voicing opinions on public policy. George Clooney? You know that he’s done extensive humanitarian work and that’s why he ends up in front of Congress, right?

IUD is also not an option for me - simply because of the positioning of my uterus. I tried to have one inserted and eventually my doctor stopped because she was concerned about potential serious injury. It’s true, it can’t work for everyone.

How do I apply for this program

I mean I get it, I also hate getting out from under the blankets!

For the record, “Obama’s Stud-Loan Order” was saving me over $600 per month around the time Spicer wrote that tweet.

Look at that grumpy little face!

(Yours is too! And so snoozy! :) )

Hello fellow dog of the blanket

Jesse Watters is a shit bag. That is all.

Is it weird that I reflect on that episode and how much I love it fairly frequently? Yes? Fine.