dalien
Dalien
dalien

“Scrota” is my new favorite unused band name.  In use it would probably be spelled “Skrota,” in a very metal font, and belong to a really terrible bunch of has-beens from upstate New York.  Thank you.

Pshh, talk to me when it’s trimmed in human dick skin. Now THAT is exclusive!

This comes with tanned mink scrota - whale dick-skin is for poors

You sound like you’d be as much fun as a wet blanket.

Sorry, their new, high-performance, all-electric CUV, the FTO-X, caught fire trying to drive up on the trailer.

This atrocity deserves the profanity.

Careful, that fuckup will replace all of the Presidential fleet with these things.  These are right up his tasteless alley

“looks classy, the classiest. I’ll take 12"

This $2 Million Tank-SUV With Horrific Build Quality Is the Worst Car at the New York Auto Show

Counterpoint: The Karlmann King appears to be the absolute finest movie car for the antagonist in a near-future dystopian setting I’ve ever seen.