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Dale Sams
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Sorry...i’m shadow banned.

Keeper got destroyed by his own players

Looks to me like Cartman SWATted them....or maybe not.

Bold take one week after Man City losing to fucking Norwich.

Only complaint...there really wasnt anyone on the team who can do a proper drop kick??

yup. There it is.

I was thinking he could be Stephen Stranges evil brother

lol...Twins

“I bought Madden 20, but it won’t let me take a knee”

There were plenty rich assholes in power opposed to slavery....they felt the need to ‘not rock the boat’ cause that’s how you survive as one nation (for about 74 years). 

Wrong witchhunt dude.

A;so how the hell does merchandise sales work in the NFL?

Spock cant even spot a checkmate one move away. (Unless 3D chess has some kind of weird random factor, and we just didn’t see Kirk rolling dice)

Unh. Those cities get singled out all the time. But for their ethnic make-up.

Not wanting your kids to have bullet holes in your body like their father does is bad?

(40 years ago)

This is funnier if you read it to the tunes of “Autumn Thunder-Round Up”

Took place on the Satellite not Watchtower...and there’s plenty of times the team is called away from the satellite.

But yeah....the Dibneys have Thanagarian, and Kryptonian tech for security but DONT HAVE A BASIC FUCKING CAMERA?? There’s no one who can use magic to whip up a scene from the past to see who did it? And

Be funny if there were men on base and less than two outs....he just jogs slowly to the infield and the runners dont know what to do.

mmmm....its really Jesus’ fellow Jews casting judgements on him. Pilate did everything but untie Jesus and send him home.

And that’s not even touching on how God was behind the whole thing