(*Some* Romans wave)

“Lady, you do realize I’m the one who said ‘lay off the hooker following us around’”?-Jesus

In addition to what Mack said....even if we go along with the sci-fi version or Revelations...No. Those left behind don;t go straight to hell. There’s a few years wherein stuff goes down. Presumbly in that period, you could make right with God.

Herod’s rayon industry had a strangle-hold on israel.

Here i was all about to congratulate her on being a serious hardcore 500 BC Bible bitch! I mean....if you’re talking about how God won’t let certain races in church (Deuteronomy) or doesn’t want Hebrews to marry Philistines and applying that to mixed-races today??? That’s some dedication.

Where’s “Commisioner threatens to turn it into something that isnt baseball”??

I wrote up a screenplay wherein the first Paul Rudd escapes and is the villain of the piece....and then they fucked it all up by making Rudd the family name.

You sure its not your 4K Tv settings?

Isn’t the point of Jacob’s Ladder right there in the title?? If he doesn’t die....then how does his long dead kid lead him to heaven??

Please. If Manny pulled that, there’d be a thousand think-pieces over how he’s crossed the line of “Manny being Manny”.

well that....and getting fined some $100000

Now i know why “Are Jewish people white” is trending. Thanks to you!

Speaking of triggering....your avatar is giving me epileptic fits. My attorney will be in touch!

Cant wait to root against my  Newcastle, every fucking game.

Miami has single-handedly as a franchise cost MLB at least 5% in sales

“I haven’t seen a ship more dead in the water since the Pequod. Is the Mariners GM named Queequeg? Is there a coffin in his office??”

Boston as a seller? Who would they sell? Sam Travis? Pearce maybe? I dunno.

College deans nod gif.

Your comment is the microcosm. Where no one gave a shit on 11/8, 24 hours later 40 million activists appeared.

Do i really need to look up how much you spent on transfers in the Glazer era?