...you just can't make this shit up. No one, NO ONE, would believe it.

I do - FUCK THE NRA

People missing the point will try to point out that she apparently was only using a pistol at the time, so likely not a type of gun that is currently being targeted by gun control advocates. But the real point is the disconnect between the dream—I will use this to protect my family!!!—and the reality—that it is far…

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

The death was tragic.

can we please stop this “waist training” bullshit and just call them corsets, which is what they fucking are?

Mandy Moore and I are about the same age, which means at 16, when she was first famous, I stupidly felt intimidated by her. Then she married my early 20's crush, Ryan Adams (a crush I am very much over, probably around the 2nd time he drunkenly fell off a stage while performing). Which is why I feel a small, but…

I know two names in this dirt bag. They both belong to dead people.

Good for Adams and Moore, although not if this means he has more time to do mediocre cover versions of more famous artists’ songs.

If they allow another girls outing, especially a trip, without Sonja and LuAnne, I am going to be PISSED! They make those trips! Screw you Carole! You add literally nothing to the show this season.

Here here! No more Carole! She used to be my favorite. Now I find her both hateful and excruciatingly boring, which I didn't think was possible.

LuAnn was killing it last night. She was particularly dismissive with Bethenny which I kind of enjoyed because she kind of deserved it but also made me cringe because I was there in my teens and that shit’s scary. Still Bethenny has such a long history of being insensitive and speaking over people that whatever. The…

Everything intrusive and stagey about Yolanda’s relationship with her kids is summed up in this Instagram photo:

I don’t know, though. I know marriage vows are (traditionally) for better, for worse, in sickness and health etc., but I think there is something a lot more going on than Lymes with Yolanda...

Yes, the deck in Below Decks is a holodeck and VPR stands for Vulcans Promoting Robots

Nope. I went to the 100th anniversary Vogue exhibit at the National Portrait Gallery yesterday, and not a single other model can touch her. In 100 years.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.

as a model, she probably had very little say about what hair/makeup decisions were being made for her by people running the the editorials/runways.

I suspect they have a very specific arrangement that includes very specific power dynamics.