I don’t have any punny jokes: He assaulted and killed this man in front of his granddaughters. For touching (“touching”) a piece of metal.

New cars are expensive. The article wasn’t “These are the used shitboxes can you offroad for cheap”.

I also think it was a little of both. She made as much as any other 90210 cast member and yet is the only one who is constantly complaining about being broke.

That statement just confirms that she is as shallow as I’ve always thought her to be.

Tori keeps spending money to change her appearance but I don’t think there’s that much money in the world for her to succeed.

I adore you, Jennifer, and I support your goals, but I’m pretty sure Helen Mirren is going to do the bikini thing before you.

People like her live beyond their means. This is why she didn’t get much after her father died. She would’ve blown it all by now. Her mother knows her.

Tori Spelling must literally be the worst when it comes to money. Girl has made more already than I will in my lifetime and is still perpetually broke somehow.

Selena probably yelled at random college-age extras “hey, isn’t Seth hot?” while sitting next to him until he passed her a joint.

People dying of drunken exposure is a common occurrence in my world but thanks for the lesson.

Perfect response, this whats wrong with our society. It’s always someone else’s fault and to suggest that a lapse in the victim’s judgment or the victim had any responsibility makes you a “victim blamer”.

Me too. I don’t have the patience for high-maintenance friends anymore.

My closest friend pulls this stunt when he drinks. He’s not an addict just he has a habit of up and leaving, often without anyone noticing for a while. Of course we’ll call and try to check up on him but we’ve never gone after him. If something bad were to happen...well...I care about him a great deal but he’s a grown…

I was also pretty much the babysitter in my group, and I can say that sometimes it’s impossible to stop them unless you’re capable of physically restraining them in some way. (And drunk people basically have superhuman strength.) I was actually pushed down a flight of stairs when I tried to stop my drunken friend from…

Come on now. This is Jezebel. Get out of here with your common sense.

THIS! If she can be young and irresponsible, why would you assume her friends are clear-thinking, sober individuals?

She was 21 years old, not 15. Are we never responsible for our own actions?

My favorite is when you re-watch like, Season 1 and Dan is shocked by a Gossip Girl blast on his phone, completely alone.

This idea has been disproven time and time again. What you’re saying is totally anecdotal and has no “facts” behind it.

yes, in the same way you are a heavily modified re-badged version of your parents.