Sadly, yours is probably the most accurate comment thus far.

It's far less than your fart. The key is that this device never stops farting.

Decades of neurological research disagree with you. The kicker is that you think you're better than everyone else because, surprisingly, you are. But HOW you're better is very different than what you think. Here's how the situation appears to someone who has studied this subject for decades:

You were born with…

An even bigger hassle: Getting passports for your children if the parents are divorced and the mother has remarried. Holy smoke. I just went through that. It was a crazy rodeo of red tape, and that was with an ex-wife who is supportive and cooperative. I can't imagine what it would be like if the parents can't make…

Yep... I'm one of those who doesn't know when to shut up. I hate it about myself, but never realize I'm doing it until way, WAY into gabbing.

I actually laughed out loud. You win SPLOID today.

"Not yourself today?"
The implant's working.

Let's be clear about the science here. It's true that modern science has demonstrated no single incident of prescient dreams. Further, cognitive bias is definitely a logical demon that most certainly causes negative evidence to be ignored or forgotten while supportive evidence is viewed as highly relevant. Finally,…

Kudos to the author for the open minded acceptance of a critique! The article is excellent, but the author's attitude is stellar!

I posted my idea that The Fly and The Thing were the best examples I knew, but I should be ashamed of myself for not thinking of this one, because it bests them all.

The Fly and The Thing are the best examples I know of. They took the original ideas and turned them into incredible movies.

Poof futures are through the roof, so manufacturers have resorted to adding extra cheese to compensate.

Heck, I *believe* in God, but I still think it makes perfect sense to believe that biology exists elsewhere in the universe. Yeah, when you try to insult intelligent people by referring to such life as "space aliens," the concept sounds pretty silly. But it's also an uneducated rant that insults people of great…

I like Apple products, but I'd say you're spot-on here. Some brands shoot for widespread acceptance while others shoot for a profitable niche. Apple struck gold because the profitable niche they shot for turned out to appeal to a much larger audience than anyone (even Steve Jobs) anticipated. That excitement will fade…

Not trying to be petulant here but... why do explanations of why gravity works always require gravity as part of their example? This does explain the nature of how gravity results in orbits, but it does nothing to explain WHY two spacetime-warping objects would move toward each other. In this example, they do so…

And for that, I say you win the Internet today.

*Rotting* whale guts. Let's not forget that part...

I concede to Annalee. I'll pack up my comedy kit and try again tomorrow.

Simultaneous voice and data makes AT&T the only choice. Once you get accustomed to using data while talking, you'll wonder how you ever used ANY phone without it. Yes, it works better with a headset, but trust me, this is a feature that, if you don't have it, you don't know what the big deal is, but if you have it,…