It was a cute, self-aware allusion!

I have ADHD (combined type leaning towards hyperactive). I guarantee I would not be convinced to do these things. Really it just comes down to the person, the severity of the disorder, and the upbringing. My ADHD was identified early on and my parents were really good about getting me into counseling, but were also…

*dead from massive face palm decapitation*

Me right now:

Humor.

Given how many people accidentally shoot each other during hunting season, I suspect the “fishing with dynamite” analogy still stands to a degree...

Oh thank God.

Yeah, like I don’t really have a problem with hunting rifles, but I just wish there were no guns ever. :P

I can understand having hunting rifles, but what is with the handguns and assault weapons? Honestly why would ANYONE think they need weapons like this?

Rifles for hunting could be checked out and checked back in with a hefty deposit. But no automatic or semi automatic allowed. Frankly, real hunters should use muskets or bows.

The United States would suffer a massive ecosystem collapse if we got rid of hunting weapons, and in turn people would starve in the aftermath. Including you.

I am so FUCKING over this. Fucking take all the fucking guns and fucking burn them. My husband has hunting rifles. He doesn’t need them that bad. Fuck all this motherfucking bullshit. I have to take my damn Birkenstocks off at airport security, but fucking suspected terrorists can buy guns legally.

No. FUCK that guy. He hid behind his celebrity in order to take advantage of innocent people. Lots of abusers were abused, tub that doesn’t excuse it. I’m not usually a fan of kicking a dead person, but fuck, he deserves it. Sorry. Fuck Michael Jackson.

Well, I’ll never listen to the song “Beat It” the same way ever again.

Right? I feel like I could have lived the rest of my life just not knowing that information at all. :-/

I’ll paraphrase a quote from William Petersen in Manhunter: “As a child, my heart bleeds for him. Someone took a little boy and turned him into a monster. But as an adult... as an adult, he’s irredeemable..........As an adult, I think someone should blow the sick fuck out of his socks.”

Let’s put it into perspective: yes, his father was abusive. Yes, you could say that the way he was a child star made it so he never had a childhood.

Dat publishing order...

This story has been a huge publicity boost for my band, The Kindly Jizz Benefactors.