I assume they ask if you “want korn with that”

To clarify;

Nope, UK KFC is fucking horrible.

Wouldn't "pulled pork flavour" be more of a logical choice?

Yes, and she developed a life-long hatred of endives, which she and her displaced family practically subsisted on during the battle of Arnhem. Her malnutrition was the main reason she was unable to follow her dream of becoming a ballerina, although arguably this gave us Audrey the Movie Star, for which I am eternally…

Strange. I love Horgan and I think Catastrophe is fantastic (you are right about Pulling, that is superb) she and Delaney make a brilliant couple. Seeing them interviewed together is hilarious, too, they really spark off each other well.

Sharon Horgan is fantastic.

Interesting, I read that you’d need to eat them all in one go (or that much potassium anyway) to overdose.

“Mom: (after extremely long pause) why would you do that?

Yeah, I laughed. The laughter seems to conjure the image, it’s unfair; “Hahahaaargheeeewwww!"

Nice image, thanks.

“because the first five million red flags and fifty accompanying flare guns weren’t enough”

No. Absolutely no shit. Ever again.

I thought this might result in a banana fuelled potassium overdose, but sadly, she’d need to eat 400 in one go.

What are the two ladies on either side of them looking down at, is one B or another leaking something?

The best, non-edgy, innocent fun laugh of the day, thanks.

This is SO true.

Good fucking grief. I’m not aware of the show, being English, but it seems like crass and exploitative trash of the worst type to me. However, I just showed this article to a little person who I work with and his reaction was that he would have decked the presenter and told the date (both real and imposter) to go fuck…

Phew, that’s a relief, I thought it was just me being dumb. It’s actually comforting to know that I’m separated from so many people by such a wide stupidity gap.