Nice image, thanks.

“because the first five million red flags and fifty accompanying flare guns weren’t enough”

No. Absolutely no shit. Ever again.

I thought this might result in a banana fuelled potassium overdose, but sadly, she’d need to eat 400 in one go.

What are the two ladies on either side of them looking down at, is one B or another leaking something?

The best, non-edgy, innocent fun laugh of the day, thanks.

This is SO true.

Good fucking grief. I’m not aware of the show, being English, but it seems like crass and exploitative trash of the worst type to me. However, I just showed this article to a little person who I work with and his reaction was that he would have decked the presenter and told the date (both real and imposter) to go fuck…

Phew, that’s a relief, I thought it was just me being dumb. It’s actually comforting to know that I’m separated from so many people by such a wide stupidity gap.

James, you have more courage and integrity than all the people in that rally put together; if they had a shred of humanity between them, they should have defended your right to be there.

Is The Donald's speech writer penning Keanu's press releases now?