Everything I tell you is retroactive until I get divorced. We might be 70 when this happens.

If the next time I’m at the beach and see a bunch of wypipo flying a confederate flag and record myself pulling it down and burning it will you go on a date with me?

Puke

 Lol you wish.

Wtf? Are you trolling me?

And the Russians beat us into space but we beat them to the moon then punked them in the Cuban Missile Crisis. What’s your point?

Semantics

Its Becky!!!

 Definitely has two chins. The trend continues.

 Yep that’s the one!

Yeah and Clint Eastwood and Charleton Heston! Don’t forget wypipo textbooks.

I like that, I might use that. Hey, want to hear something super ironic?

Yeah I don’t know why I did that. Disregard.

Omg here we go. Cue Tomi in... 3... 2...

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 I know I’ve posted this before, but it’s important cuz I’m a wypipo. I turned out to be 90% English after desperately wanting to be an Irish Viking. I have no identity. I’m now a rudderless ship.

I totally agree with you, yet disagree. We were friends in WWII. Why is everyone so suspicious around here? It drives me nuts.

Lol you’re so clever. That’s why I like you. And just cuz I dont always agree with everyone doesn’t mean I’m a troll grumpy Smurf.