If he is borderline brilliant with dashing good looks and a slight southern twang then it’s a spot on comparison Auntie Hachi

Pear shaped?

I like it when you’re rough with me...

Hachi:

Lol wtf are you talking about?

Yesha might get mad at me, sorry... maybe Michael is down, but he kinda looks like the poor man’s Samuel Jackson.

It looks to me like she made a statement by blowing by him to shake Melania’s hand first, but that she then briefly turned to Trump and shook his hand.

Philosophical question: if I star this, does that make me gay?

I never claimed anyone did! I mean, ESPN contacted me about being in their body issue under “Middle Aged Coaches With Dad Bods” but I told them no out of respect for you. And Hachi use to hit me up, but when she found out about us she backed off. Anyways, I digress. Signal me my queen 😍

Ladies of the root, listen to this dude and dont send your nudes to him. He doesn’t want them.

I think most of what they do is scripted so thst l that they’ll stay relevant.

1. You need a permit to protest?

Thank God for taco trucks. Amen.

 It’s because you’re the best writer on Kinja. Us peasants come from all corners of Kinja to see what our queen has written.

If I cried right now, I think beer would come out...

So much hate in here today. I love all of you. And, In Living Color was the funniest show ever.

Is it just me, or is she strangely attractive?

 Thanks didn’t lnow that

Not a troll, and if I’m a troll, then so are you.

Damn you keep that phone on 100%