Lighten up, thirdamendment and I are like best internet comment section buddies. Go back to Jezebel.

Well I agree with that. Should’ve said that to begin with

Lol you crack me up. Since you’re psychic, what are the winning lottery numbers in Texas this week? Slide into my dm’s, I don’t want your psychic ass to give them to everyone, just me.

 Electric chair

That’s why I dont drive without one of these:

 Thats it, we’re through! You’ve gone too far this time.

I think you owe an explanation on the white guy with dreadlocks...

 Good for them. I still think The Root should start a Gofundme or Kickstarter or whatever you call it so we could contribute.

Clearly...

I think you’re trying to trump (see what I did there!) up the old ‘character assassination’ thing. But, I would like to believe that most of us adults in the comment section would agree that this dude has assassinated his own character.

You need to get laid!

Screw the NRA, but you’re being dumb. The NRA should’ve been there for the Castile family, but this dude was involved in a mass shooting.

Beyonce > all the Kardashians + Jenners

Gross!

He never looked at his first base coach

 Great article

Durant is going to the Rockets.

Yeah but do you drink hot tea?

Fight me? We’ll stream it live online, sell subscriptions, and the winner can donate all the proceeds to a charity of their choice. My backyard or yours, I don’t care.