I had a run in with one of these dudes one time, they don’t play around

Hate to be that guy... but I live near the beach and every year several kids die down here digging holes in the sand and the holes collapse. Be careful!

 Can we suspend Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and Mark Wahlberg without pay too? This would save black and white people from having to watch shitty movies made by racist shitty white actors from Boston.

Death by firing squad!

I really hate the NRA, but all this does is disarm law-abiding citizens.

I’m going to go step on one of those on accident and sue

 Women who could commit genocide and it wouldn’t change my undying affection for them:

Wtf is that? Looks like a medieval torture device.

Move into their mom’s basement, start a YouTube channel where nerds watch them play video games in their mom’s basement, and live off the $500 a month their YouTube channel makes them.

Dude died a hero. What an honorable death. RIP man, and prayers to his family.

Please be Paul George, please be Paul George...

Lol get your mind out of the gutter! I didn’t see it, but now I do too.

To this day, when people ask me about my father, I tell them I was raised by Tupac and Biggie. And everyone can laugh and call me a troll on here, but in a real sense, as a young white youth with no physical father growing up in the 90's in an urban, mostly black community, this is a very true statement.

 Good morning!

No, it means exactly what I said it means. I would never make fun of someone with an actual disability, you their face or behind their back.

What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and a soccer team? Bill Clinton scores!

 Gotcha, I had the impression she did it in the parking lot and passed out, I wasn’t thinking she did it tnt drove there

 No I didn’t. You said a firefighter was grumbling about having to do firefighter stuff. I said he needs a new job if he doesn’t like being a first responder.

Ok, now I feel bad for being short tempered with you. Sounds like we’ve had some similar struggles in life. Context. Can we break bread and agree to disagree on some stuff while remaining civil?

 One time I walked past a parking lot road rage incident. A large white man was towing over a tiny brown lady screaming about his gold glove boxing career and long story short how he was white and this allowed him to do what he wanted blah blah etc etc.