As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Might be sad, but like Megadeath said, “Sad But True!”

You could tell at the start of the primaries when people were complaining about being stuck with the ‘dynasty’ candidates. (Remember Jeb “It’s been eight years and I’m still trying to get people to ignore that my last name is” Bush?)

What and be late, like a sucker?!

Why not just get off the plane?