Is “Chili-Dogging” still OK? Because I prefer that over teabagging...

Yawn. Would’ve been a decent burn had the reporter not served him up such a softball question. We’ll take what we can get, I guess, amirite?

The “Bird” Flu...

As much as the league hates this move, they have no choice but to accept it. The alternative is the NFL owners start paying for their own stadiums and Lord knows that’ll never happen. The NFL will chalk this up as an outlier knowing full well that few, if any, other cities will have the balls and/or the brains to hold…

This is our collective “Rock Bottom.” We were always headed this way, Trump just accelerated the process. I wish I could say that actual politicians will learn their lesson from this and stop screwing this country over but sadly, I’d be lying if I did.

Beat L.A.! Beat L.A.!

The Browns are definitely number 2.

1986 1st overall pick. Cleveland should’ve taken Len Bias over Brad Daugherty. No way Len celebrates going to Cleveland. He’d still be alive and we’d all be better off having gotten to watch him play.