See, I disagree. There’s no way this was a half-assed design—someone or, more likely, a whole team of designers put their heart and soul into making this an ungodly monstrosity.

If there is a God, may the woefully underseeded Pope Thrower fight the godslayer, Deicide Huxtable

Brit here. You are the first person ever to commit the phrase ‘British rail has their act together’to print. Never thought to see this in my lifetime. Will be copying this comment to everyone in my address book. And photographing this screen to prove that a real person actually said this.

She says “hop in because I’m an optimist and this car is half full”.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

Back in the late 90's I made a satirical website called CrackHouseOnline. It looked sort of legitimate. I had about a dozen or so COD(Cash on Delivery) orders the first month. That was a good laugh until law enforcement forced me to shut it down.

With all due respect to Horacio, but unless he is planning of giving 17 Millions to charity for every car sold, that price is just some wack bullshit. The car doesnt justify that outrageous amount of money at all. Its got no fancy mindblowing tech, it will be easily outpaced by the new class of hypercars, it is not…

Ye uncultured swine; listen to ye GET OUT... for thou hast sinned.

First of all, thanks..

Nobody has aimed this joke at me, but when I saw it online for the first time, I thought blinker fluid was real because everything needs lubrication or something in a car. If there’s antifreeze and oil and brake fluid why the hell not some kind of weird cooling thing for the bulbs in your lights? IDK.

One of my life goals is to amass a small collection of 181s, daily-drive them whenever possible, and then, one sunny Saturday morning, proudly announce to the world that I am going to

Upon further reflection, I think we need to go a bit further back for the Volvo:

Only up to 128 bees? What a shit feature. In a world of 64-bit processing, they only saw fit to give the bee swarm 7-bit depth? I appreciate the fact that they used the eigth bit for error-correction, but come on. Would it kill them to at least use a 16-bit die?

Amazing. Torchinsky’s first involvement—apparently—with Jalopnik is a result of him being weird. Who woulda thunk it?

lots of rubber though...

Well, there is certainly a lack of protection.

There is a certain "unsatisfied" look on her face...what more does she want!

There's a crude joke here somewhere... but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Thanks! And, yes, it can get messy. But those Civics really are more like little 2 door wagons. It's the scale and proportions that are confusing. The size and shape of the load area I think is where the true wagon-ness resides.

@Retiree: How about we install lifts in the garage and then we can stack 2 in a space. Plus wrenching will be oh so easy.