The only surprising thing here is that Rovell didn’t follow this up with a “life pro-tip” about how you can save money by basing your tip off the pre-tax total instead of post-tax. At which point we probably would find out he tips 10% anyway because anything higher is reserved only for “superior” service in his eyes.

MLS ain’t anywhere near the 7th best league in the world, my friend

wait he didn’t even follow through, what the hell

ah yes, there’s no way his app only has 300 subscribers! that’s ridiculous! He probably has many as, uh, 800 subscribers! Much better.

I’ve got some cycling takes! Lance was actually exciting. Or, it may be more accurate to say that cycling was more exciting during his era. Team strategy was not as dominant, meaning that individual riders actually had to face off against each other on tough mountain stages, and there were a number of crazy Lance…

Really impressive turnstile impression by Chris Paul in that gif

god his mean mug staredown as that ball ascended into orbit was amazing

god his mean mug staredown as that ball ascended into orbit was amazing

Not sure those are the best examples of “tweeners” out there. Not a lot of 6'10"/6'11" dudes in the NFL - they’d be the two tallest guys in the league.

Yes, I am indeed that horrible person, here to announce that Drew’s NFL is going to go 257-255 against itself this year. I am quite literally the worst.

Seeing as Harper is could easily sign for about $500 million in a few years if he keeps playing like this, I don’t see a $100 million bonus swinging the needle for him that much.

It’s very frustrating when teams (as in the Yankees situation) justify these moves as trying to stop “below market sales” and complaining that tickets are being sold “below market.” No. if people only want to buy tickets at half of face value, they are not below the market price, they are LITERALLY at market value.

Steph Curry looks small because he’s in the NBA, but he’s 6'3" and 190lb. Against a small town, below average high school team, he’d be the biggest guy on the floor, or very close to it. And the fastest, and the strongest, and the best defender. It’d probably be a question of stamina and depth - if the high school…

Who’s the most likely NFL player to wear a Bernie shirt? All I know is that Watt has got to be at the bottom of that list.