Excuse me, the show is called Blue Jays Central.

If you need post game quotes filled with cliches in order to write your story, then maybe you’re just a terrible baseball writer

Buck Showalter manages the Orioles, so the title is secure for the near future.

Steve Buffery is a fucking idiot. He is Marty York with a job.

Brian McCann jokes are lazy.

Don’t judge. He’s just killing time counting attendance.

Did this exist during the Jeter era? I’d love to see how the average Yankee fan rated his fielding.

BC is right over the border from Seattle and full of Blue Jay fans who live thousands of miles from their team and never get to see them play.

They can’t punch you in the face if you come at them backwards. Smart.

(Rougned Odor reads story on his phone, immediately punches phone)

No.

I know nothing about baseball, bu twhy would you give a man a glove of gold for playing baseball? It would make his job impossible. I mean, gold is relatively malleable metal, but to make a baseball mitt out of one seems completely ridiculous

Could be worse. He could've ended up with the indignity of being a first base coach.

The veloster turbo is also shit

The Blue Jays made the ALCS and won a playoff series. If that was a disappointment what does it mean to the team they beat in the playoffs?

Fair point. Waiting until a guy’s last at-bat would be some pretty weak shit.

It is so amazing how many people are willing to defend companies that don’t give one single sh!t about them. WTF?

It’s what I said right from the start... that there is no way that the ignition cutting out should be the main cause behind someone crashing. If they do crash because of the ignition cutting out, it’s because they’re driving like idiots and not leaving any safety margin.

Donovan Bailey beat his ass.

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