I for one look forward to seeing these wheels end up on VW Golfs in the next few years.

Wrong.

Yeah, that looks absolutely terrible.  Such a shame as the rest of the car looks fantastic.

Will mirrors fix the part about it looking like shit though?

I’m sorry, we can’t do that.

I thought you were implying that Petro-Can was an example of the feds properly running a company. 

3 door hatch or 2 door coupe

Petro-Can hasn’t been a crown corporation since the 90's. 

3 door hot hatches.  It’s what the people want.

The real name of the station is The Sports Network. You must be from outside of Ontario.

I believe the word you meant to use was “infamous.”

Oshawa was always rated near or at the top of all North American plants for quality.  The product might have been boring, but it wasn’t poor quality.

Ontario, Open for Business!

That’s THE Sports Network to you.

13 Stanley Cups

Nope, the Cruze is dead:

Cars, we want to drive cars. Cars that are fun to drive, but don’t cost an arm and a leg.

This happens all the time with brands.

Probably because customers actually want those things, and understand that it comes with the cost of admission for performance cars?

So Spider-Man gets sent to an alternate dimension, right? All the most famous heroes from Earth are there to battle all the most famous villains because some mystical godlike being thought it would be a good idea (but really so Marvel could have an excuse to sell toys). While he’s there, Spider-Man gets this new black…