Probably an unfair generalization but everyone is south Florida is an entitled douche. It really is a different world south of SR 60 and Yeehaw Junction on both coasts.

This is like 10x worse than the Nigerian prince scam because I’m 98% considering this.

I searched and searched for a 6-speed 135i in my budget for over a year. Settled on the DCT and haven’t regretted it once. The only thing I think I don’t like is I don’t get cool turbo noises between shifts. 

What we’re all of you smoking before writing thoughts down for this one? 

No, it isn’t. Just like it isn’t different from Dale Earnhardt owning DEI, being invested in the drivers he had and their sponsors, all while racing for Richard Childress Racing. 

Libary makes me cringe more than any of the others. Yikes. 

How can we be sure that women want a 710-hp all electric 5-ser...

I am supposed to read your last sentence in a really high pitched voice, right? 

Depending on where you are in Florida, a lot of the drivers are probably from Haiti. 

I guess that makes sense. I’m like I said I’ve never driven one but from a size/look perspective it just seems to have “abandoned its roots.” But looks aren’t everything. 

Fair, though it still looks like ass without all the extra crap on it. 

But general business acumen kinda goes out the fucking window when you look at BMW and see the X1 and X2 or the 3 series and 4 series “Gran Coupe” parked next to each other. 

I have never had the opportunity to drive a 911 so I’m shooting in the dark here but I feel like, somehow, these cars are more 911 than the 911. Am I wrong? It just seems there’s a simplicity to them compared to the bigger brother. 

if I owned an X7 I just wouldn’t leave that perfect interior so I didn’t have to look at the front end. 

Probably being picky (and definitely can’t afford it so BMW doesn’t care) but the steering wheel design they’re going with now sucks anus.

Disregard the fact that BMW always said “we won’t make FWD cars because rabbits and frogs” or whatever and I think I’d be okay with this car being FWD. It’s too easy to list FWD cars that are fun.

This almost seems best case scenario if we’re being honest. 

I really hate that there are so many SUVs produced but at least these have some balls? 

I have a 2011 135i that I bought a little less than a year ago with 77k miles and just rolled past 95k today. A friend with the same year/model remarked how many miles I had put on it and I told him I knew purchasing the car that it wouldn’t be an investment (depreciation had already hit and it wasn’t going to get…

Suggested edit: if you’re date is driving any type of SUV “coupe” you’re allowed to judge them until you’re both dead and into the after life.