These things are everywhere you look. Everywhere.

Wu Ke mistake.

Off the top of my head, historically, USC and Miami haven’t been terrible.

HamNo looks different than I expected.

What Ovechkin did to the Rangers should be a crime

Isn’t it, though?

I know dudes like this, and believe me, summary execution is exactly what they deserve. They’re up their asses with a hyper-paranoid white supremacist strain of Mormonism (one that the church itself officially has discouraged since the ‘80s, but remains popular at the grassroots level) that nothing will make them stop…

Usually the person screaming loudest about how no one should care is the person that cares the most, but, thanks for missing the joke. I do it for the fans.

In a truly biblical fuck up, a colossian mistake by Steve Harvey, but congrats to Miss Phillipians.

In DC, this logic makes perfect sense. Just think of @redskinsfacts as a Super PAC for the Washington football team, and all of your accusations vanish into the wind.

Yeah, morans.

“So... that makes me the Danny Ainge of pedophilia, right?”

Similarly, when I open the front door, nobody expects me to have pants on.

Or, alternatively, Google “unpaid interns.”

If that guy’s a sheep, Winston’s a crook.