A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

Too soon to start speculating which QB they'll take in the first round next year?

Counterpoint: Fuck the goddamn Yankees in their puckered baboon assholes.

The weird thing is, if the Yankees had shown just a little professionalism themselves, they probably wouldn’t have lost 15-1.

Take them to school, dipshit.

I’ve been fascinated with Fiero’s ever since I was a little kid. Still kinda am.

Easy!

Goddammit, I KNEW I submitted Why Your Website Sucks too early this year :/

That hurt my brain and that email is DEFINITELY being used in the 2016 edition of Why Your Team Sucks: Houston Texans

On behalf of all Texans, please let me be the first to say:

Because it’s better than selling your soul and living in Dallas.

Between J.J. Watt, Mike Trout and Jordan Spieth, has there ever been a better time (since 1950) to be an old, white, sports fan?

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

Visiting hours didn’t begin until 4 PM and Tom Coughlin needed to get to bed

As a Bobcat Alum, I enjoyed this.

The line for the Texas State game just went down from -66 to -61 due to likely first quarter suspension.

but seriously. how will I get my pip boy

thats a clothing donation bin for a local charity......its taking up half the stall so really the truck was just doing its best.