Instead of arguing with people over twitter, maybe they should take some music lessons. Or, better yet, maybe they go to trade school to learn how to do something useful with their lives.

I immediately stopped paying attention to the list when Five Guys' fries were at the bottom.

Homely person checking in. Can confirm I would be incomplete without Star Wars.

There is no way that he got all that for $800K. I live in Wisconsin. I’m actually currently at a cottage, in the woods, on a lake. It’s not worth $800K, but it’s only about 600 square feet. There’s one not far from here that’s worth over $1m. $800K is a very nice cabin in the woods, on a lake in Wisconsin (bonus…

I don't know how I feel about this. Please, someone tell me how to feel about this.

It's over, kids. God is dead.

I think Simon won. he's still alive.

I honestly have not looked at them.

What the hell is wrong with John Oliver's right thumb. It's been driving me insane ever since I noticed it last year. I love his show to death, but … THE THUMB man, it's like the top half of it got cut off, and the doctors were only able to graft a slightly smaller thumb in its place.

Colbert is 51.

You know, in just 15 minutes you could save 15% by switching to Geico

Don't kick the goddamn baby!

Suddenly I unironically want to a TV series that's a cross between Doogie Howser and House.

suck! suck! suck! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!

Yes, I did. and my life was much happier at that point. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REMINDING ME, DDB9000. :mad:

Why do we end up with all the worst Canadians? Bieber, Cruz, Bryan Adams, Nickelback. WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU, CANADA?!

Should DD come back, they're going to have to have Marc attacked by a Wampa in the first episode. You know, to explain away the scars.

Rise of the Planets of the Galaxy of GaHOOOOOOLE

I knew it! Josh Modell is actually Shia LeBeouf!

I think you mean "Helllloooooooooo!"