Candy is on the record saying she would not bail out Tori for her personal debt (Do you know how many storage units the woman has full of clothes and furniture?) but that she WILL support the children (Which includes private school tuition, housing for them all and grocery money). So basically yes, it IS Tori’s ass…

I saw Tori Spelling at an arcade/go-kart racing place once. She spent 20 minutes arguing with the manager over how many points her kid had earned from playing arcade games so that he could get another prize (some plastic toy worth $2). There was a line of people waiting behind her and we were all annoyed.

Laurent also suggests that intervening with his schedule is in violation of Article 8 of the European convention on human rights, because it is forcing him into “social isolation.”

If he’s strapped for cash, Prince Laurent can always fall back on his Benny Hill impersonator gig i guess?

Plastic surgery isn’t expressed in children. (I dont remember what her first face looked like.)

I respect their generic anime character cosplay.

Having children is how Tori makes money now. Every time she gets pregnant she gets to be featured in every “bump watch” segment in these magazines, will participate in a feature on her new nursery and baby shower and then when she gives birth, she gets a cover story. She had a really scary pregnancy with her 4th kid…

This is Mickey Rourke and his friend, hairdresser-to-the-stars Giuseppe Franco, and they are actually not doing Zoolander cosplay. They’re just out and about.

I’d love to see Hoda anchor it with Lester Holt, but Lester is probably happy doing real news and Hoda really is the perfect foil to Kathie Lee. Imagine Kathie Lee and Megyn Kelly though? All the lolz.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. We’re gonna normalize people like her now, too, by putting her in the prime spot at the Today show???? What’s next? Steven Bannon co-hosting with Kelly Ripa next year? 

“Scaramucci accused Bannon of performing oral sex on himself, a feat that seems anatomically challenging.”

Nope, nope, nope. He was more than happy to sell out any shred of integrity he had for Trump. It’s the same with people that tried to cast Spicer as the loveable clown after he left or those that try to push the narrative that Melania is a meek little thing in her gilded cage. Nope, If you choose to have anything to…

I’ve never seen this show. The woman on the left looks as though she has several gerbils wrestling in her cheeks. WKRP still holds record for ‘Best Use of Turkeys in a Thanksgiving Episode’. Learn to brush your own anus. Bradley Whitford seems to be some sort of master of depressing slams. The food is good. Does…

He wasn’t an a-hole in “Trophy Wife.” More befuddled by the goings on around him. RIP, poorly named and scheduled “Trophy Wife.”

Doesn’t make it any less of a great line.

He had that burn already in the chamber before the debate even began.  They had noticed J Danforth Dipshit fancied himself a modern JFK and they decided if he referenced JFK in any way he’d pull the trigger.  

she just keeps looking beefier, lumpier, and more wonky-eyed with every passing week. 3 more years and shell be quasimoto.

Ah, Lloyd Benson. You might have been one of the least inspiring Vice Presidential candidates in one of the least inspiring Presidential campaigns in modern history but you left the Earth with one truly immortal burn.

I’m not surprised to hear this news.

it really is pretty lol how willing the left is to eat their own with the most scant of evidence. this is a roger stone/sean hannity hit piece in action and the left is too dumb to realize it. who would have thought that a “believe any accusation no matter what at any time anywhere by anybody” policy could be…