Six Sigma is basically a process improvement methodology. The name is derived from being six standard deviations from the mean which is like 99.9999% perfect or something like that. I don’t know if was invented at GE or just very, very well implemented(and then publicized) at GE but there is a major cult of…

Small-minded Chucklefucks is my new band name. Eternal gratitude PatFanda.

“Valley of Despair” is the place where any sex act with Donnie Two-Scoops takes place (simultaneous shudder and vomit arising into my mouth)

Note that the 6σ peeps refer to a “valley of despair”, not a “valley of disrepair”. I’m sure 45*’s bullshit has nothing to do with them and everything to do with being an illiterate man surrounded by semi-literate speechwriters.

Oh, they’re undoubtedly small-minded chucklefucks, but they seem to be the pressed khakis with a short-sleeved dress shirt, set the cruise control on their Hyundai 2 mph UNDER the speed limit types. That’s why I don’t see the Trump WH having any around.

Ok, now THIS is a mystery. Who in the fuck in the Trump admin is into Six Sigma and is dropping that sort of reference into a speech. I’ve known reasonable number of Six Sigma people in my life (including some black belts — woooowwww!), and they are generally a very particular personality type. I can’t imagine Trump…

He hears the word “despair” a lot, as in what he drives everyone around him to, but his pea brain translates it to “get some guy up here to fix this.”

“It is entirely up to us whether we lift the world to new heights, or let it fall into a valley of disrepair.”

People are rightfully dragging him on Twitter. The guy is a complete idiot

Meanwhile, CNN’s resident buffoon, Chris Cillizza, had this terrible hot take of Trump’s speech:

but remember that time Kathy Griffin was mean to him?

Long time ago, NFL Coach Dennis Green went on a rant after a tough loss shouting, “The Bears are who we thought they were!”

Trump’s entire political career is predicated entirely on Obama/Hilary hatred, period. He has nothing else, no strong agenda to enact, not even a basic understanding of the role of President. This is what he does, stir the sexism and racism. Over and over. This is all he has. He is such a fucking embarrassment! Fuck…

Can MSNBC or CNN hire Gilbert Gottfried to dub over Jared’s voice? If so, I vote yes.

Oh god. Omarosa! Can you imagine?

Walter Shaub: first boring-looking middle-aged dude I’ve ever wanted to fling my panties at.

LOL. You know Omarosa wants that job.

While we’re being catty, am I the only one who thinks he’s wearing a girdle? Or whatever the male equivalent of a girdle is? He’s got the weirdest posture, like his torso is ramrod straight while his neck and shoulders are collapsing in on themselves. It’s the same way I look when I’m wearing my most restrictive…

Well Bannon already pledged to go to war for tump at Breitbart, and Mr Mooch is starting his own pro-trump website, and now Spicer, I think that probably tells you all you need to know.

Not that I had an exaggerated respect for Harvard before, but REALLY? Mediocrity is an astronomically high standard next to Spicey.