As another member of the heavy bag club...sneaking snacks into the movies just won’t be the same.

I hate cold shoulder tops and I’m constantly disappointed lately

Someone posted this elsewhere, which I thought was particularly apt here

I suppose you could put your keys on it, maybe a small coin purse. Based in my ever-expanding trove of heavy crap in my bag I would end up like Marley though.

I also think it’s funny that Trump is fond of telling an apocryphal tale about the Phillipine-American War about how to handle terrorists. Most Americans would consider that war a huge embarrassment if they knew it even happened. The fact that the whole episode has been swept under the rug and never mentioned at…

Funny too how mister “Wait for the facts” tweeted a completely disproven story about Blackjack Pershing while advocating fucking WAR CRIMES.

Who says they’re getting nothing in return? Have you checked all their numbered bank accounts?

Would we have to see more of those pics though? Cuz....they kinda grossed me out tbh.

The scary thing is once they’re sold they aint coming back. It’s so evil. How can the right defend someone selling their land when they get nothing in return?

Real tweet from our president:

Yeah, I don’t know. We all have different pronunciations and not all Castilian Spanish includes the “theta.” It drives me a little batty when the BBC World anchors bring the “theta” into all dialects; they routinely pronounce Latin American leaders’ names with a “theta” when the “theta” is unknown in Latin America.…

I noticed that as well. In her defense, the second tweet was from Mykonos.

I truly thought this was real for a moment. Testament to how far we have fallen that we have to think twice!

This is the type of hypocritical bullshit that pisses me off that people don’t talk about enough. These rich white assholes are always talking about taxes being the reason they have to take jobs out of the country, how the poors and the coloreds have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps instead of relying on…

The Bosphorus is in Turkey....

He has lackeys. They are hard at work on the report. They keep calling us with questions about our monument that they could easily google. Three months of this shit now, I can’t wait for next week.

In unrelated news, Trump just used a demonstrably false story to suggest we should be shooting Muslims with bullets dipped in pig’s blood.

Judging by the second Insta, he’s studying the Grand Tetons.

In other words,