At least not without sharting.

I’m clinging to the hope that someone (or lots of questions) at one of these crashed weddings starts calling out pointed questions to him — pointed, EMBARRASSING questions.

Tangentially related: Someone please get this motherfucker some khakis that don’t make him look like he’s wearing incontinence briefs. What’s that? Oh.

And in place of a gift or money (or even something of slight value which costs his resort almost no money like a spa pass or room service) he gives a signed glossy 8x10, which he will write off on his taxes for six-figures.

Yeah, I think the bride/groom made an informed decision, but I feel bad for the innocent bystanders. Can you imagine, you’re already dreading going to your shitty conservative cousin’s wedding because when her Facebook isn’t MAGA it’s a fucking wedding countdown clock, and all you’re looking forward to is the open…

He was very into the bride.

If he crashed a random wedding that was not on one of his properties, he would run a good 60% chance, at least, of being asked to kindly fuck off. These appearances are to make him feel good, not the bridal couple.

“If he is on-site for your big day, he will likely stop in & congratulate the happy couple. He may take some photos with you but we ask you and your guests to be respectful of his time & privacy.”

You just know he tosses tic tacks instead of rice.

OH YEAH!

Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

If you decide on a Trump property for your wedding, you know what to expect right? There is a non-insignificant chance he may come. Is that a selling feature? Not like NJ or Fl are bereft of golf club banquet rooms. Are you hoping he comes? Was this the only one that worked out for your plans and you’re hoping he…

Having a child makes you unsuitable for the sex trade? I’m glad it saved her but Lol.

I’m a medical writer and my job is to submit regulatory documents to the FDA. People, the FDA exists for a reason. The number of vulnerable, dying people who may now be actively harmed or outright killed by con men selling toxic snake oils just went up in a big, big way.

And people who would have seen their kid graduate if the experimental treatment hadn’t killed them 3 months early would also exist, is a problem.

Have we done the Vanity Fair article about the Department of Energy under Trump and Perry? It’s a long read, it is also completely terrifying:

The part I struggled with was convincing myself my brain was wrong. Like my friends all abandoned me when my depression got too heavy but I’m supposed to magically feel like I am a good, worthwhile person.

Haha I know! It made me feel worse to make a list of all the ways I think wrong and be forced to pretend I am learning to think right.

Totally depends on what typeof person you are. I hated CBT. I already knew exactly what those worksheets and books would tell me were “wrong thoughts” and “right thoughts” and hated torturing myself with those kinds of lessons. If any of the above apply to you I would not recommend CBT: analytical, overthinker,…

I think it depends on where your issues lie and how well you respond to coping strategies. I haven’t had much luck with CBT since I’m perfectly aware of why I do things and the usual strategies (affirmative statements to counter negative thoughts, breathing and meditation, working out) don’t really do much for me. But…