Fat people know being fat isn’t good for you. Pointing it out to them is not going to help at all. Same as smoking - telling a smoker that smoking is bad for you was never going to result in them going “OH MY GOD REALLY? IM QUITTING TODAY!” Environmental changes, taxes, and education programs are what made the…

I physically tensed up when I read this because oh my GOD is this spot on.

Oh no I’m not saying it’s bad to be fat but it’s just so UNHEALTHY and I’m worried about your HEALTH.

Doesn’t Oprah own like a $10 million share of Weight Watchers now? Don’t underestimate how much this is just about an investment for her.

I realize you’re joking a little bit, but even an asshole rooster who gets its neck wrung for being its assholiest has a WAY better life and death than chickens raised by factory farms.

My sister has kept a large flock of pet chickens for years. She said 19 out of 20 roosters are assholes. They are given away (probably to the stewpot) to whomever wants them. After a decade she has a ‘good one’ for her flock, and just got some surprise chicks! Apparently a good rooster brings the hens tasty…

I’m not a violent person (I swear). But god damn but some days (most) she’s down right punchable.

She also has a baseline comportment of “smug”. Spicer, at least could throw some snark and then genuinely make nice with a reporter. He could also occassionally laugh at himself (though not nearly as much as we could laugh at him).

Sarah Huckster actually makes me miss Spicey.

Considering that her father is the opportunistic, cynical liar who represents the opposite of how you describe your father (though maybe Mike Huckabee can barbecue a decent rack of ribs), where would she have learned honesty and decency?

Ok, can I somehow help him move the fuck out then!?

There’s this, too. Which unexpectedly made me tear up a little. It’s pretty low on the scale of hateful comments but something about his contempt for something held so high in the dreams of so many little boys and girls. I certainly never thought about being President when I was a kid but I remember the first time I…

Things my dad taught me:

Did this dim-witted shitbird get a rooster without ever, like, reading about roosters? “This stupid rooster won’t even play fetch and is useless when I take him duck hunting!”

“The president weighed in just as any father would based on the limited information that he had.”

They were usually pretty kind to each other, but they were funny with their “overall experience” ratings which was all you would really see them give. “I’m giving her wedding a 4/10. She looked so beautiful, the food was awesome, and I had the most fun ever. However, it was hot during the ceremony.”

Gotcha. I like this show, but it’s actually a little boring as far as reality show wedding drama goes.

Also usually at least one of the weddings had something interesting going on with it, a weird theme or something. Most weddings are just boring cookie cutter weddings.

Have you watched it? They’re usually not that harsh (with a few exceptions, of course).

Yeah, I loved this show and this twist is silly. First of all, it will be difficult to find enough groups of four brides who all know each other and are getting married within a reasonable time span.