I didn’t notice that, but everyone I know who is in AA still smokes. I hope he’s going to a meeting to drink some shitty coffee, talk, and I guess have a few smokes.

Given what shite he probably pumped into his system before now smoking a few fags is probably still healthier.

Didn’t Trump want Marla to abort Tiffany?

He probably would have named that poor child Donald J.

He “preys”... simple spelling error on a common homophone.

Also until recently she says he didn’t support Trump so he had a certain degree of sanity going for him.

The bar for human behavior has been lowered beneath the Earth’s core by these people.

My ex is an emotionally abusive sociopath. And when his mother was in a near-fatal car accident, I let him stay with me for a week because I lived a block from the hospital. Because I’m not an asshole.

I doubt if either Trump or Scaramucci is pro-life. And I also wouldn’t doubt if someone claimed they have multiple ex-girlfriends, call girls, and flings for whom they’ve paid for abortions of their offspring. I am more doubtful that Trump has only made 3 women pregnant pregnant 5 times in his harassing, pussy…

He’s probably like Trump, who only notices his offspring once they are over 18 or give him a boner. Until then, snotty kids are women’s work.

Reince seems so boring. Now I really want to know the dirt

That baby needs to get out of the NICU, pull himself up by his bootstraps and get a goddamn job! #nofreeloadingbabies

Let’s be real though, she was probably elated he wasn’t there. I asked my obgyn to leave the room because I thought he was condescending. I can’t even fathom having to push out a 6 pound life form through my cervix with the freaking Mooch in the room.

I wish Mrs. The Mooch and her baby well. And by “well”, I mean her lawyers take the Mooch to the cleaners and never look back. Leave him with nothing but his foul mouth and vile reputation.

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

Well, this event is a microcosm of the morality of this Administration. There may be a time and place for someone not to attend such a birth — in the middle of the Cuban Missile Crisis, for example. But for a Boy Scout jamboree? No.

IIRC, The Irish Times used to be a good place to spot those guys. It may be different now. Good luck and report back!!!

Guarantee his parents agree with him. I’ve been to Stockton.

Dear Pickle,
Will you pledge your personal loyalty to me? If so, which title do you like better: Attorney General or Special Counsel? Please write back as soon as you can.

Pickle, Trump is very sensitive about the size of the white hose. Best not ask about it.