I have lazy eye. I had surgery twice as a child. It didn’t exactly work. I’m debating getting the surgery again, but I hate the idea of going under the knife and the deductibles and co-pays that come with it.

I feel zero sympathy for her because she chose to support this fucking asshole who only ever judges women on how they look and how fuckable they are - including underage girls.

fix Donald’s hair? What are you talking about, it’s magnificent, in exactly the same way that the garbage-fill mountain looms menacingly over the villagers...

Apparently, there are people who believe this... I just googled godly women hair and it’s a reality...

I know I should care about this but my reaction upon reading this was simply “Good, I hope he makes things miserable for her.” She has dedicated her career to supporting misogynistic men and institutions. I couldn’t care less if she gets hoisted by her own petard.

My wife’s theory for the last few weeks has been that the off-camera press briefings started because Trump didn’t like how Sanders looked on camera.

Trump has found that these Wall Street elite types really know how to kiss ass and give the most wonderful BJs.

But that can’t be the color of his face, right? At least one thing still stands.

Oh totally! Urban = black people = hey I know a black guy!

It’s the same dream logic that got Carson the Department of Housing and Urban Development.

He’s basically a stereotypical Wall Street shark from an 80s movie. He walked off of a stock photo, of course his suit fits.

Ah yes, body like a backroad.

I’m not going to defend Spicer’s choices, but he was visibly uncomfortable since day 1 and it wouldn’t shock me to learn that he signed on thinking that the administration would fall into line with general behavioral norms once in office, which was a stunning but common delusion. He was one of the few people there who…

Blake Shelton doesn’t sing country songs.

Haha, that was awesome! Those 3 people against the wall clapping for what seemed to be 2 seconds tops.

For a guy who talked so much about “draining the swamp”, Trump seems to really love these Wall Street elite types...

You guys, when he took the podium today he asked everyone to congratulate Sarah Huckafuck Sanders for becoming the new press secretary and literally three people clapped and they were all trump staff. I will take whatever I can get at this point.

Spicer was entertaining because, at times, you could see he was embarrassed to tell the lies he was required. He almost looked like he wanted to apologize and say “I can’t believe I’m saying this bullshit either.”

What is it with these assholes and skin the hue of a radioactive orange rind.

Umbrellas are a bitch to dig into the ground and have a tendency to blow away. :(