“I know we’re torturing and murdering women, but you hurt his balls! THAT’S JUST AS BAD!”

true....but after this election, I wouldn’t trust a jury of my “peers” at this point. 😔

Donald: this is the deal, take it or leave it!

It was such an elegant trick. Pass a republican health care plan, and then watch them flail trying to oppose it. I wanted single payer, but gotta admit it’s not half bad watching them pretend this wasn’t their best idea in the first place.

Unless you’re taking about slavery. Then it was 1,000 years ago and everyone should shut up it’s over!

Sadly, Dearest Leader Drumpf thinks 17% makes a majority.

One of the vampires on True Blood had this problem. She was turned before she lost her virginity, then had to go thru it every time she had sex :/

I’ve long been aware of his diminutive hands, but I never noticed how stumpy his arms are as well.

This motherfucker is driving us all to hell.

His name is Watson. Fucking hipster, but I like him.

There’s this principle that comes with being a Democrat and it is the foundation of its stated ideals, and it’s called empathy. Ms. Fukumoto will need to re-examine her whole entire belief structure, as being a liberal ain’t totally about being against racism (or sexism or whatever-ism). That’s easy, frankly. Being…

Yes. Please note the stupid ass Aggy ring on both of the young(?) men. That’s not some ostentatious, Trumpian display of wealth. They’re freaking obsessed with their class rings: It’s like their board of regents was captured by Jostens decades ago, and are forcing this super-special-club-ring tradition.

And the lesson here, as usual, is John McCain is a fucking piece of shit.

Fun with math....

It still amazes me that out of all the people related to Trump and his campaign that have been asked about Russia ties not one of them has said, “We welcome this investigation, because we know no one in the campaign has done anything wrong and therefore the FBI will find nothing. If they do, in fact, find anything, we…

What’s amazing is that the Republican’s impeached Bill Clinton for lying. No point in equivocating- Bill Clinton lied, though some may want to calibrate that on the Trump scale. He obviously lied under oath that is different from what Trump has done which, in the view of Republican’s at the time, made it a high…

A lot of them moved to the White House unfortunately, including Ivanka who has no official role but an office in the West Wing.

She’s getting security clearance ? Jesus fucking christ.....

Because if a Cuban Missile type crisis happens, who else would you want ready to advise the president and generals than a handbag designer?