I gave up on swim suits. I wear a mens XL Billabong rash guard and size 40 board shorts. No sunburned arms, shoulders, or back, and no thigh rubbing.

Can we pool our money to set up a fake gay conversion camp for kids? We’ll be all churchy and then when the parents pull away, it’ll just be a regular fun camp for kids with shitty parents.

Even 40s. Heh heh. Hi! We over 40s are not dead, we still have self-righteous feelings and buy stupid shirts.

It’s creepy regardless of who woke who. What makes it less creepy is that we’re given two attractive people to pity.

But that seems to be the point of the story. The fact that he egregiously condemns another human being to a doomed fate in a selfish act to curb his own loneliness, is the exact discussion you should have after reviewing the story. A character committing something terrible does not make the story bad. From the…

Which still doesn’t explain why they would all be up and running for the first 88 2/3rds years. Like, why wouldn’t the robots all be scheduled to boot up an hour before all the passengers? Why are they awake when Chris Pratt is running around alone, DECADES before he’s supposed to be?

The caveat there is “with proper management.” Let’s not forget that it’s been less than a decade since insurance companies could legally discriminate against patients with long term illnesses and that they may regain that right in the next few years.

For many women in those days, booze wasn’t “fun” for them. There was severely rampant and brutal spousal abuse against women, oftentimes after their husbands consumed a large amount of alcohol. Their campaign against alcohol was more of a way for them to simply live. Through our 2016 eyes, it may seem like they…

I always wonder what sort of person looks at a giraffe, of all creatures, and thinks, “yup. I’m gonna shoot that.”

I’ve said it here before but I’ll say it again: people who pose for photos with animals they just killed are sick in the head.

A very hungry and resourceful African lion?

Hahahahahahaha, I voted for Hillary in the primaries and showed up to caucus for her in 2008 even though I wasn’t old enough to vote. My comment was saying that if I was annoyed for somebody for non-political reasons, all of that annoyance went away if they voted for Hillary.

I joked earlier that one of the main criteria for Trump appointees is that the guy has to look like the movie version of a CEO of a toy company hellbent on ruining Christmas and the world. I’m on fire with that theory so far

Do you think if your grandmother was mauled by a lion, and your mother was mauled by a lion... You spend some of you time with your fingers crossed and whispering, “Please, get my sister and not me.... Please, get my sister and not me...”

She’s not a “thing”. She’s a person. Haha. And she also did The Princess Diaries. And Brokeback Mountain. And Les Mieserables. Okay, I don’t know if you were joking or not. But I like Anne. She can be a little too much and annoying, but I still like her.