I truly think some people have this instinct that they like kids, and some don’t! I just happen to lack it. I guess it’s like cat vs dog people or something. Many (if not most) people are “kid people.” IDK what weird neuron is misfiring in my brain, but I just do not find children appealing. I really wonder what it is…

Oh my list of “why I won’t have kids” is very long and includes that. The diaper thing is one among many. This is also why I’m reluctant to ever get a dog -- you have to TOUCH their POOP. (With cats, you can kinda...dump the box out and be done.)

Wait then what *is* the top tier? Because you can’t get much more aesthetic than physically changing your body to look pretty.

Okay maybe I have no standards, and I know we should take every chance we can to shit on the Trumps, but I don’t see an issue here. I love Edible Arrangements. They’re cute, and chocolate covered fruit is amazing. I will accept meat on a bone no matter how it’s presented. The pasta is plain, but hey, it’s pasta! It’s…

I’ve got like five concurrent video games, one for each of my moods lately: “I need to be around friends,” “I want a mindless distraction,” “dark humor,” “cute story please I can’t take it anymore,” and “oh man Persona 5 Royal just got released.” This is way more than I usually have.

The biggest deal to me here is the research. Research shows, straightforwardly, that allowing minors access to medical transition tools and medication is beneficial to their well-being and does not result in a rash of regret later. I am going to follow the research on just about any scenario.

I wouldn’t change a diaper for any less than “a lot,” that’s why I refuse to have kids. I mean, then I’m handling someone else’s feces for free, and no way.

I think it’s why most fields that are “female fields” tend to go male-dominated when you get to the top levels — a combination of men going farther into higher education and the system rewarding men who reach high and punishing women. Women cook, men are chefs. Women teach grade school, men are professors. Back in…

Unattractive? Hook me up. I like it.

I twisted the shit out of my ankle this weekend and was terrified I’d have to go to the hospital. We’re in a major city, so hell if I’m going to a center of infection unless I’m dying. Luckily, it was just a minor sprain, so I dug out my old ankle brace and it’s feeling a lot better now. I can’t imagine having a…

Do it, and have someone who has coronavirus quietly show up and make sure to meander through the crowd.

Send one of these people to my house to deep-clean *everything*. I promise not to tell about the meth.

Guys no, just play The Bad Touch to mock their sex-having. :P

100% would have attempted to weasel my way into her house and steal those damn ornaments back.

I sometimes feel like the only person alive who both likes Chipotle and also has eaten there many times without getting sick or getting diarrhea. IDK.

Oof, rabbits are so fragile. Also, terriers are bred to go after small, burrowing prey, so I’m unsurprised it wanted to kill the bunny. The kid was too young to know better, really, and the neighbor was so horribly negligent. Keep control of your dogs.

Tree Law is gonna destroy that guy.

Ohhhh I got one. Finally, a pissing contest I can get into.

Whatever works, just remember the golden rule: “without a base, without a trace.” Only flared bases for anal stuff, folks!

During WWII, when women filled in for their husbands in the labor force, they refused to back out of their jobs later — we got a lot of progress done because nobody could claim anymore that women didn’t get shit done. And now they had real positions and were making money, so...go get other jobs, dudes.