Okay, solidly fair point, I just really hate the word. I’m not one of those who’s big on reclaiming it. To me, it has the connotation of irresponsibility -- it’s not that you’re promiscuous, which is your decision and also fine, it’s that you’re doing it unsafely and without thought.

Yeah! I’ve been a swimmer since teenage-hood, and I think having that racing-suit opening at the back show your tattoo is classy as hell.

I’m really annoyed that tattoos on the lower back, which is a great place to put a piece of art due to how wide and flat it is, is some kind of symbol of sluttiness.

People were able to go the fuck outside and have friends 100 years ago. Humans are social beings. Families used to be bigger and more interconnected. This whole thing where people are moving across the country in their early 20's and living alone is actually rather new. Even the nuclear family of “two parents and 2.5…

Nah, if you’ve had open ear holes that long, they won’t close.

Maybe stop staring at her boobs if you hate them so much, Natalie.

Also, oh hey ombre, die in a fire.

But they’re exceptions, sadly. There’s a reason you can name them individually.

The youth won’t be able to fucking vote until they stop having to work 2-3 jobs just to feed themselves or we make Election Day a mandatory national holiday.

She was all set up to be a black (!) female (!) governor of a deep red state when it got stolen from her by voter suppression. She was evidence Georgia might actually have a chance at sanity. Of course people adore her.

Can I just say that we need more famous women in pictures like Lizzo? She’s big but people love her. I’m glad to see a change from all the skinny women who I will never be like. ><

Cadbury eggs reign supreme. Peeps are second. Pure milk or white chocolate bunnies are third.

This is the only take.

I will fucking fight you for Cadbury Egg honor. Outside, right now, at that hill you’re about to die on.

The reason people are adding extras is because pure alcohol will dry out your skin so much it’ll crack, and that’s actually a health risk. If you’re using pure alcohol, make sure you have hand cream too.

I’m a heathen who doesn’t like Buffalo sauce (it’s like...weird vinegar!), but I will eat that whole tray.

I don’t understand what guys are nuts over about super skinny women. If you want to be skinny or are naturally skinny, sure, that’s your body type (whether chosen or ‘natural’) and that’s fine. Bodies are bodies. But what’s with the obsession?

I can sleep through anything, luckily.

I am also one of those people who likes yard work. It’s meditative! I like shoveling snow, which is what everyone told me I would hate about living up north.

Whoever the hell called you obese at a 6 is...laughably delusional.