I like this idea of parting gifts. ‘Sorry things didn’t work out, but how would you like to drive this BRAND NEW CAR!’

“It’s owned by Viacom!”

This dirt bag shall feast in Valhalla

Obviously we’re all going to see this movie as soon as we can

The Church of Scientology is also against the bill; they’ve held at least one joint town hall meeting with the Nation of Islam at their community center in Los Angeles.

Yeah, I was actually pretty surprised they did it. I was fully expecting to just have to slowly pay it off. They had been promising to expand their coverage in my area since I’d first joined, and 4 years later it still hadn’t happened and I was getting dropped calls on a daily basis. So I guess they figured I’d been…

Ahh, well that’s much more reasonable.

I used to have T-Mobile, and at least a few years ago their early termination fee was around $600. I only know that because they waived mine as their service in my area was so bad even they had to admit that I was better off switching to another carrier. I don’t know if it was still that steep after all the changes…

I’m with ya. I used to have T Mobile but finally switched to Verizon because T Mobile just could not provide me with reliable service in my area. To their credit, they acknowledged this and waived my early contract termination fee (which was insane, like $500 or something) when I left.

Aren’t you on the hook either way if your phone is damaged? The only way to offset that danger is to take out the monthly insurance.

When I was around 5 or 6 years old, my mom used to sneak into my room after I’d fallen asleep and use her Gollum voice to demand I return ‘the precious’. These children know nothing of fear!

I just want to know when Whoopi first heard of U2.

These kinds of questions are basically what Larry King is famous for.

I’m going to back you up on this. I also think she has a great voice, but sometimes she makes odd vocal choices. This sounds like she was doing an impression of Liza Minnelli singing Imagine.