I suspect you’re an idiotic troll who doesn’t care, but on the off chance that you’re just too young and lazy to learn anything about history, I might remind you that there was a little thing under Reagan called the “Iran-Contra affair” that was literally the United States illegally negotiating with terrorists.

You know what? NO. As an adult, Xmas presents mostly suck. As an adult, Thanksgiving kind of sucks because you can’t pig out anymore without guilt (and maybe also heartburn and what have you). As an adult Halloween sucks because you don’t get to go get a bag of free candy like you used to, and if you do, it’s the same…